my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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