Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
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