i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The Olympian is in my bed
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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