that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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