Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
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