I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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