she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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