The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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