Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i out mim tonsoeep
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