btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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