I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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