On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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