Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
