so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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