That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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