you would pick up someone in the library
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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