I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Randomize