Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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