your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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