The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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