it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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