dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
