We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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