Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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