I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
