Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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