He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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