erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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