Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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