so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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