just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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