He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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