How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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