What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
