I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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