it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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