me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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