I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
My vagina is officially offended.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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