She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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