I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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