worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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