and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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