Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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