So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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