After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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