Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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