It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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