Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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