So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I got inside last night via doggy door
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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