How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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