The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish I could punch you in the face.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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