everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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