she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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