she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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