i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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