well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Randomize
